Hello Bedah bt Beduk, Senah bt Senin, Rogayah bt Rosli, Timah bt Tom Jones, Saodah bt Simon Cowell, Joyah bt JLo (masa JLo lesbian dulu2 uols), Koh Eng Eng, Mei Ling Ling, Mok Tai Tai, Variamah a/p Susuvelu, Sakuntala a/p Muniandy Pillai, Susuk a/l hutan (anak orang Asli), Denedict s/o Rodrigues, Michelle Ann Williams dan Bakrina Alexander (Tiba2 Minah Salleh pun baca..perasan)
Lama chek tak tulih blog na….Chek busy mencari duit ni..tapi lani do service kereta..so boleh la merepek, merapu, meraban, berkhutbah kat dalam blog ni…org2 kat sini macam pelik pasal chek dok gelak bila type blog ni…depa kata, awat jantan tu dok gelak sorang2 nu…tak betui kot….kan? tapi chek tak kisah….check suka hati..walaupun gaji tak dapat lagi….Kannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn?????
People must wondering why I write that title in my blog today…hehehe…may be ‘S’ know the answer…Kaedah nya, It works sometimes, especially for those with relationship that bermula from zaman Dinasour dulu until now….may be for some people will work..but at the moment, is not working for me lah. (Wah cakap omputih…ni la penting nya English Edukasen! – Hantu Kak Limah Balik Rumah)
It has pro and Cons if you want to commit in this kind relationship…
The Pro is you can stick with your partner as long as you want, since the relationship is open and you don’t have any problem to think about, you can have fun outside (mcm Inul Gerudi) and sleep with your partner when you back home…so if you just broke off and if you worry about to search about new house, new car, new furniture, new TV, new carpet, new curtain, new anak kucing, new anak ikan or new anak hanjeng sekali pun…tak jadi masalah or Chinese said..’momantai’…you can have your original life but at the same time you will explore into new world of life…..you will meet new people and also can test ‘your market’ in the market that you totally lupa kan a long time ago….boleh pegi Market Place, Supermarket, Wet Market, Dry Market and boleh tukar keja ke Marketing Departmet…tak gittu Saodah oiiiiii?
I think most of the time…you will enjoy with your life…but it will have a moment that you will feel sad as well..but tak pa Bedah oi, because you still have your partner to cry on his shoulder….may be your partner have a new bf and will spend most of his feeling towards bini baru, but don’t worry Kate Middleton oi, you will find one also…furthermore, you can explore more of ‘Pulau Batang’ or ‘Batang Island’ in your life….but jangan sampai jatuh cinta pulak ya….nanti Mama Juwie marah….Auw! 
What can I say about Cons, may be is you will not get 100% love from your partner anymore and you can’t give 100% love to your partner …your and his love will divided by two…seperti tetek yang terletak di dada Pamela Anderson…your responsibility and your partner responsibility will decrease..Because both of you will busy jaga perasaan the other people to maintain in 2nd relationship…I would say..you and your partner will more like a best friend/housemate/colleague/cinema mate/office mate/ready made/tailor made/Made in India kind of relationship…rather than partner…but I’m sure deep inside you/your partner heart…LOVE is still strong but only that LOVE will divided by two….
For some people, open relationship can be easy to manage since hang pa dua boleh suka hati gelak ketawa menikmati body jantan mana yang hangpa dua nak…and it is more like best friend kind of relationship rather than partner…tak payah nak jealous menjeolous dah and silap haribulan…hang pa da boleh orgy dgn pasangan masing2…gitu!! Bukan Ogy Ahmad Daud or Orgival (jenama pakaian renang ye puan puan) tapi ORGY…kalau sapa yang buta tuli tak tau apa makna Orgy..sila buka kamus Dewan page 81….make sure Kamus tu di terbitkan pada tahun 1988…Kan???? Salam Sejahtera Semua…..
At that moment, I can’t accept that kind of relationship with my partner yet because I still happy with my relationship and not jemu to each other (I hope it will continue like this)…I hope also myslef and other half will bercerai mati…tapi kalau itu lah kehendak qada’ and qadar (Calvin…do you understand what is ‘Qada’ and Qadar? – don’t forget to google it or bukak kamus Dewan na)…what can I do…I pasrah!! (mati lah feeling jadi Erra Fazira naik motor Harley Davidson dalam filem Yusof Selam)…
So my lovey dovey friend ‘S’…good luck in your life journey…it just a start for you to build a network between you and new world (jgn register network Maxis tau…register dengan Digi!….kalau untung…boleh berkenalan dgn Yellow Man…gittew!..) don’t cry anymore because it will not give you anything…and it shows that you lose in your partner ‘created’ war….now is the time for you to be happy…why happy? Coz you boleh melacur, di lacur, kena lacur, boleh lacur and boleh makan cucur udang kat La Cucur kat KLCC…, if he want to play basketball with you, you play lah golf..baru ada kelas noks…and banyak lubang gittew!!!……boleh aim kat lubang2 yang lohong dan kering….kalau nak Caddy, jgn lah employ Caddy pompuan from Batam sebab depa siang depa jadi Caddy..mlm depa jual diri….panggil lah I..tapi weekdays saja..weekends tak boleh..I jadi Caddy kat mahligai….(tiba tiba)
So I think that’s about it about Open relationship…(bukan Open Golf Tournament or pertandingan bola dua sebelah ye)…ada pro and Cons, and it depends to the individual to accept it in their way….Good Luck on your journey….lagu yg di tuju....Insyallah - Maher Zain 
P/S Kat sorang lagi my bff ‘S’, tak payah berGood Luck pelbagai…sebab dia dah score 2 goal minggu lepas…Emmy, Camm, Cristine and me bertepuk and bersorak riang uolssssss….yg penting Cristine jadi Mascot for that day…Mascot Kambing Biri biri.
Dah uols….jumpa lagi na….kirim salam kat Pak Meon Sundal, Pak Jali Belacan, Pak Kudus Kulup and Pak Leman Kote belalai……..
Thank you ya baca blog I....
...seronok dapat berjumpa dgn ayah ibu, adik, tok, anak saudara and menggemukkan badan...sambil menghilangkan stress yang semakin meruncing....tapi aku terpanggil nak letak Title 'City of Sin' for entry hari ni coz one of my bff sebut KL as city of Sin!!!...
Memang KL ni city of sin and penuh dgn dosa...hanya orang yang kuat semangat, pantas, cepat mencari peluang dan berani dapat tinggal kat kota ni...kalau macam kura kura...alamat tertinggal kat belakang......jpg)
POSE!
(yang penting I yang baju merah bertopi ya puan puans utk tutup rambut I yang nipis and beralun manja)...and suprisingly...ketiga tiga jobs I dapat uols...camne???
....lani dah buat medical check up pelbagai...(and ada kisah pasal Medical check up to ye..I sanggup minta tolong S hulurkan bantuan..hehe)..and semua lepas and problemo nya sekarang....I tak tau nak ambik kerja yang mana satu.....Adoiiiiiii!!!!! so tolong lah choose and give me pendapat...For Sham....I solat'ed' (past tense ye) Istikarah just now..and still thinking which one is the best job for me....
pun kerja kat sini...also yang tua2...some more pagi pagi I kena redah jam and kerja dia duduk kat office saja....(you know lah half government company...)...nak tau keja apa??? ni photo dia...
....kena training lagi etc....pening kepala aku ni ha.......
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, seram,nak gila, nak pitam, nak menjerit, nak pose mengeliat
, nak jadi drag queen
...semua lah....tapi lagu Maher Zain
yang penuh syahdu bertajuk...Insyallah..menguatkan diri patik yang hina and seperti pencacai ni....ni lirik nya Nyah oiiiiii...walaupun kita penuh dengan dosa tapi at least kita masih ingat Allah (swt)...kerana dia Maha Mengetahui, Maha Penyayang dan Maha Pengampun...
